Hear ye, hear ye.
If my one-shot of Modified Natural In Vitro does not work this month, for the balance of the year, I will:
~Drink myself silly whenever and however much I want to (safely and off the clock, of course).
~Exercise to my heart’s delight
~Drink coffee every morning
~Not think about baby making or baby dancing (you have the right to slap my wrist if I write any baby posts)
This is my official declaration!