Hear ye, hear ye.

If my one-shot of Modified Natural In Vitro does not work this month,  for the balance of the year, I will:

~Drink myself silly whenever and however much I want to (safely and off the clock, of course).

~Exercise to my heart’s delight

~Drink coffee every morning

~Not think about baby making or baby dancing (you have the right to slap my wrist if I write any baby posts)

This is my official declaration!