Things I Don’t Need

Hi there, I am a Coupon Addict.  How can you tell?

Well, first off, I don’t have a bird.  Secondly, we live in a second-story condo in which we don’t have any trees to hang these cute little bird seed sticks.  And, finally, I got these SOLELY because they were free.

But, let me just step back and ask…. if you were walking down the street and someone asked you if you wanted a free sample of (name your unnecessary item here), wouldn’t you take it??  That is my very lame excuse for having 3 sticks of birdseed that I probably will end up donating to…. yeah, I have no idea who would have use for them.

True story, I had a dream last night that I saw my childhood pet cockatiel, Sandy.  And I quickly realized I had food for her! Not kidding, I think it’s my sub-conscience trying to tell me something about my couponing habits.

Anyway, if any of you have birds and get the Sunday paper and live by a Wal-Mart, the 9/30 Red Plum has $2.00 Off Any Kaytee Products = FREE 🙂


I’m a closet stock-piler.  For those non-couponers out there, a stock pile is a collection of supplies, so to speak, things you might need for later use.  I have other stockpiles around the house: health/beauty stockpile is in my closet, kitchen/foods in the kitchen, laundry items in the laundry room.. etc.  Portions of my stockpile are carefully placed throughout  the house.  Perhaps to put ease to the eyesore it would be if it were all in one room.

I am a couponer.  But, I don’t consider myself an Extreme Couponer.. I think I’ll call myself a Need-Based Moderately-Conrolled Couponer (the longer the name, the more guilty I sound?).. After all, who knows when I (the only female in the house) will need a new ladies razor?  But when I do, I will have about 30 to choose from along with assorted shaving foam.  And how awesome is it that while I’m dreadfully receiving my monthly visit from Aunt Flo that I can just reach into my closet for ‘napkins’ of all shapes and sizes that I have gotten for FREE?!

It all started when my cousin started couponing.. She was super-excited about the amount of free or nearly free stuff she was getting.  At that time, my family was a single-income household of four and, and being a mom of 2 football players, groceries were at least $400 a month!  So I started learning and, boy, did I get a rush!  Can I seriously pay 50 to 75% less on my groceries and household items?

My first trip took me a good 3 hours to sift through my coupons, searching for deals.  My boys with me horsing around in the background, fellow shoppers passing me in the aisle, I must have looked like I was up to no good – Totally Unprepared.  But when it came to check out, I had to blink twice when I saw my first receipt!  Now, being a couple years into it, I have a healthy stockpile consisting of no more than 6 of the necessities at a time. I’ve learned quickly that our little 2-bedroom condo would not hold 80 rolls of paper towels!

That being said, my focus this Labor Day Weekend has been on cleaning and de-cluttering.  And though I might someday need 8 rolls of fly-trap paper in the future for whatever reason, I think it’s time to start making some donations!